i'm just a boy
when my nephew was little he called me 'uncle'.
now the little boy next door calls me 'randy'.

Cool LAST Name of the Day
Tkaczyk
or maybe Zbawiony

they're real names!

PS: Goodrum and Saltamartini are good too!

i don't have to worry about scurvy anytime soon
just whether or not i'll still be finding limes in odd places around my house six months from now.