One liners
i've thought a million times about writing a book and about a million and a half times more, i've started one (in my head, of course), but it never goes anywhere. i just end up collecting all these one liners in my head that i keep thinking about for a little while and then i forget them. today's one liner is:
"Tell me one good thing about the human race that isn't a fluke."

Help Wanted
I'm going to hire myself out as a personal assistant because there is an overwhelming amount of people out there leading fucked up lives. C'mon people... get your shit together.

How f up is this?